Games and Peeing

 Well, my mom is 

not really happy with me.

Why?

I play games with mom

and I am sneaky.

Yep, I know it is hard to 

believe all this I am 

telling you but its true.

See it goes like this....

I will walk to the back

door letting mom know

I need to go out but when

she gets up to let me out,

I act clueless and I will not

go out. When we are in the 

backyard and mom goes up

the steps to the deck, calling me

to come, I stand at the 

bottom of the steps and 

look at her like she is 

stupid. As soon as she

walks in the house, I come up

the steps and then I bark to 

be let in. 

Sort makes mom mad.

Before I explain the sneaky

part, let me tell you that 

mom understands that I am 

older now, I am way over

weight and with those two

things, I have to

PEE

a lot. I manage to sneak

out of the bed without mom

knowing and I pee in the 

kitchen floor.

I usually hold it till there

is a river, not a puddle.

So mom started putting

pee pads down. 

Only months ago, I peed

on the little rug in the cat

room. Mom did not know

this cause she never went in 

barefooted to know the rug

was wet. TILL ONE DAY!

She was not happy.

Had to take the rug out and 

clean it on the deck but

apparently I messed up the 

wood floor under that. 

Mom has made sure that 

a pad was down every time

she leaves the house or at

bedtime. 

BUT I had this bad habit of

being mad when mom 

leaves. She knows this cause

before remembering the pad, 

I would be outside for awhile, 

come in, mom goes to store, 

gone maybe 30 mins but

I would pee in the kitchen floor

to show her I am not happy. 

Mom went in the cat room

to clean the other day and 

did it barefooted....OOPS,

I peed on that rug again.

She said several BAD

words, took the rug to the 

deck and said more words.

NOW, when mom leaves the 

house, I have to go to bed.

She puts pads down, a 

bowl of water and 

a baby gate at the door.

At night, same thing. 

She might have stopped

the peeing thing but

I still play the games. 

Chey